If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you may recall that when I’m not writing reviews of movies, plays, and other theatre programs, I write about my cats. Last year around this time I was kitten-proofing my apartment. The woman who’d rescued my kitties (whom we consider their foster mother) surveyed my apartment and pointed to potential downfalls. I did my research, and aloe and philodendron are not varieties of plants that poison silly kitties who eat things that are bad for them. So they stayed. Up high. Like this.
They get the morning light, they're happy where they are, and the cats ... well the cats.
The philodendron vine has been growing and growing so I tacked it up along the kitchen’s soffit. Over the last year, it's reached all the way around to the opposite wall. Pretty, no?
The cats love their window perches. Wilbur is particularly fond of this one.
Sometimes he’s displaced by his mother. She likes to sunbathe there too.
It took a year, but the cats — one, or two, or all three — finally decided the hanging plants were going down.
In the wee small hours of Wednesday, I was awakened by a clunk and a clutter and it wasn’t Santa Claus. A bump bump da dump. Nothing high pitched or sharp, no tinkling or crashing of broken glass or china, and I was tired. So I drowsily decided nothing was broken, muttered something like ‘oh what did you guys do now?’ and went back to sleep.
Wednesday morning I woke congested, but that’s too ordinary of late to stop me. I stumbled into the kitchen to start the morning routine when what to my wondering eyes did appear but, instead of two brackets and three plants, a mere one, lonely aloe plant.
As you can see from those snapshots above, both Millie and Wilbur favor this window perch. What you don’t see is that Millie is fascinated by water, and the sink is quite near this perch. Millie is also fascinated when I slightly overwater the hanging philodendron and the excess drips out the bottom onto her perch. Months ago I had to cut off the tassles of the hangers to remove their tempting sway; but even that didn’t stop someone Tuesday night. I don’t know that it was Millie. It might have been Wilbur. It could even have been Chick.
Still believing I’d make it to work, I did not take the time to photograph the philodendron in its plastic pot sitting on the floor, much of its dirt scattered around, and the broken shards of clay that had housed the second aloe plant. Instead I yelled at the cats who were gathering in the kitchen for their breakfast, and bent over to sweep it all up. My sinuses objected strenuously to this position and I almost keeled over. After I held onto the counter for a while, I swept up the mess. Only then did I notice the other mess.
This is everybody’s favorite perch on the other kitchen window. There are squirrels out there, birds, and a black cat who taunts my cats from the other side of the screen. This is a nice little jump up for the cats, but jumping no longer suffices. They like to gallop through the apartment and leap from a dozen feet away. It’s really cool. Alas, that perch has been up there a year and it’s tired. Kaboom, down it came, scattering the cat food below it around the floor. Good morning.
I cleaned, I fed, I called in to work and went back to bed with drugs for my head and my sinuses — they’re all connected.
The philodendron isn’t dead, but its pretty tendrils have been torn from their little hooks, leaving a lone leaf at one end. So sad.
I’ll bring the philodendron back to life, then I'll figure out how to plug the holes in the wall and set up a new bracket. One hanging plant on just one side of the window is too lonely.
Sigh. Life with old farts of cats was easy. Young energetic cats are another story. It’s a good thing they’re cute.
~ Molly Matera, signing off. I’ve got to go see what they’re doing in the other room.